Bob The Train

Hello everyone and welcome In this video I'm going to be giving you 10 reasons why having your car stolen is awesome. Now if any of you follow my Facebook page then you know recently I had my car stolen. Now I was fortunate enough to get my car back, and not everyone does. So some of the benefits pertain to people who get their cars back.

This is what your car may look like, after getting it back, from whoever stole it. That's kind of the beauty of having your car stolen: every case is going to have unique benefits. So lets get started with the list. Number one, weight savings.

Removing weight from your car provides better acceleration, better braking, better fuel economy and better handling. Why wouldn't you want to do it? One easy why to remove some weight that people don't often think of is by taking out your stereo. Having a professional remove everything can get super costly and doing it yourself could take hours. Wouldn't you rather be doing other things? Number two:
no more keys.

A lot of car thieves will ruin your ignition, but that's not a
problem if you're like me and you lose your car keys all the time. Now you don't need them. The other thing is I kind of do like car keys, but I like Mazdas a lot
better than Acura. So now I can use this Mazda car key and start my car right up.
But if you've got longer legs like I do then the car keys just kind of get in
the way and hit you in the knees.

With a screwed up ignition you can just pull
them out and keep driving. No worries. Number three: garage space. With your car gone you'll have more space than ever before to work on all those other
projects you've been meaning to get to.

Now this is only a short-term benefit
because once you get your car back then it's back in the garage.
Number four: free reading material. My car ended up coming back with this
best-selling Thai novel and it will give me the push I need to start learning
another language. It even includes numbers 1 through 10 on the first page!
Number five: free tools. I really like this one.

You can never have too many
tools. Mine came with not one, not two, but three screwdrivers. And this larger one
can even be used to start my car. Number 6: conversation piece.

Having your car stolen gives you a great icebreaker to any conversation you may find yourself in. Hey did I tell you I had my car stolen? Lunch at work won't be so awkward for at least the next week. Number seven: spend more time with your friends. You'll need a ride to get anywhere.

This provides a great opportunity for you to spend some quality time with some of your closest friends. They'll be thrilled to drive you
anywhere you'd like to go. Don't have any friends? Hey, you'll love this next
benefit. Number eight: more time on the couch.

Now you've got the excuse you
always wanted to be as useless as you've always been. Without a car, how are you going to get anywhere? Just sit on your couch where it's safe and enjoyable. Number 9: proven dependability of your car. If a criminal
thrashes on your car for 10 full days and it still seems to run afterwards, you know you've got a solid engine.

This provides a sense of confidence when driving around town or on long trips in the middle of nowhere.
And number 10: new car smell. Now I'm not saying your car is going to smell like a new car, but it
will have a new smell. In my case I was provided with plenty of cigarette ash
and cigarette butts to give my car complete aromatic makeover.