Tuesday, May 29, 2018

New Porsche 991 GT3. First Drive. - CHRIS HARRIS ON CARS

New Porsche 991 GT3. First Drive. - CHRIS HARRIS ON CARS
[CAR  ENGINE] I don't suppose any car this
year will require less introduction than this. Come on, people. It's the new GT3. [CAR ENGINE] And so this is the new GT3
being driven up a hill somewhere in Europe.

Wow. What to make of this car? Well, let's drive it fast, and
try and explain some of what's going on. I've got all the systems
switched off at the moment. I've got the PDK gearbox in
normal, that's what's advised.

I've got the sports exhaust
on, and I'm shifting gear myself. This is quite a car. Revs to 9,000 RPM. Rear-wheel steering, well,
that's something new for me.

Because if I do this-- then the steering goes
to absolutely fixed. [CAR ENGINE] It's incredible, the calibration
work they've done. The chassis is a massive
step on. We've got a wider front track.

The car just turns so much
better than the 997 version. And because of the four-wheel
steer working now, actively, it's much more agile. Much more agile. Steering, well, we'll touch
on that again in a minute.

The steering is superb compared
to the normal 901. There's a lot more weight. I just feel more connected. Now, let that engine go.

8. That's 9. The last 500 RPM. Wow.

Just wow. Interestingly, when I'm driving
like this, I'm not actually thinking, where's
my manual gearbox? But that does come. I assure you, that does come. This isn't quite one of
our normal videos.

It was a smash and grab effort,
shot on my own, hence the camera sitting
in the passenger seat most of the time. Because we had a chance to drive
an engineering car very early, and I grabbed it. But before we delve further,
let's have a look around. You really need to see this
thing in the flesh to appreciate how much punchier
it looks than a base 991.

That protruding chin-line, the
big splitter element, and some gaping intakes give the 991 GT3
a menace that's missing in the base car. You'll need the optional front
axle lifter in town, as well. The car uses the wider 991 body
shell, which is almost all aluminum. And the claimed curb weight is
1,430 kilograms, which has got people screaming
it's too heavy.

But then, it does now
have a PDK jaw clutch gearbox as standard. Porsche claims it can shift in
less than 100 milliseconds. There is no manual option. I'll repeat that.

There is no manual option. The box itself is heavier,
but the new motor is lighter than before. It's a 3.8-Liter flat-6, based
on the Carrera motor, and it produces 475 horsepower
at 8,250 RPM, and 325 foot-pounds of torque. The limiter is set
at 9,000 RPM.

The claimed 0-to-100 time
is 7.5 Seconds, which is naffing fast. The ring lap time is 7 minutes,
25 seconds, on both OE tires, the Dunlop
and the Michelin. These are the optional 20-inch
forged rims, which look achingly gorgeous, and
are beautifully dished at the rear. For the first time, there is an
OE Dunlop tire, measuring 305/30 at the rear and
245/35 at the front.

The rear steering works in the
opposite direction to the front wheels below 50 miles
an hour, and in the same direction above that speed. So at low speed you get a
shorter wheelbase feeling, and at high speed a longer wheelbase feeling for stability. The interior's pretty subtle. This car has the club sport
pack, which gives you a bolt-in rear cage and
a fire extinguisher.

The carbon buckets
have fixed backs. All the control surfaces are
Alcantara covered, except this engineering car has
a leather wheel. And there's enough GT3 badging
to remind you that you're not driving a Carrera, although you
should be shot if the way this thing demolishes a road
doesn't decide this for you. There are some funky
GT RS gadgets, too.

This performance meter thing
I didn't really understand. And the G-meter is a
bit pointless, too. But then, people love toys. Me, I'm kind of more interested
in the way the new GT3 drives.

Now, I've thought long
and hard about how to approach this car. How I should approach it as
a journalist, how I should approach it as a previous GT3
owner, how I should approach it as a GT3 fan. [CAR ENGINE] And I've reached this
conclusion. I think I need to separate
the factual from the philosophical, OK? So I'll deal with the
factual first.

This is what I see as the
facts of the situation. A company like Porsche-- any company that makes sports
cars that's a sort of pioneer, a market leader, whether it's a
Ferrari, or a Maserati, or a BMW, an Audi, a Mercedes
AMG,-- they have to improve on the car
that they replaced, right? So the new GT3 had to identify
what the old 997 GT3 did, and do those things better. [INAUDIBLE] lack of knowledge of
those cars, I spent quite a bit of time in them. And the way I saw it,
the following things were not very good.

The front axle grip, at
times, wasn't what you wanted it to be. It was a bit of a problem. You found you had a
lot of understeer. Getting the car into a
corner was a problem.

You had quite an aggressive
differential that added to that understeer, but then gave
you quite severe oversteer after that neutral point. So the front axle of the car was
always a bit of a problem. Another problem is that even
though people like me loved the manual gearbox and felt it
was the last of the great driver's cars, there were an
unknown number of people-- I say unknown, because they
never got the chance to buy one-- who wanted some
paddles and didn't want a manual gearbox. And that's the way the market
is inextricably going.

So factual situation is this. Porsche's fixed the front axle
problems on this car, for a combination of wider front
track, a totally different set of kinematics, and lower arms
to a normal 901 Carrera. [CAR ENGINE] And this very clever rear-wheel
steer system-- we can break down how it works
and the way it does things, but the reality is, on
the road, you just don't notice it. You just have a steering wheel
that, when you turn the car, makes this car feel a whole
load more agile, and transparent, and easier to
go fast in, than a 997.

It just wants to go
into corners. They've got a 997 GT3 here, I
just jumped into it, and it feels ancient by comparison. You can't believe how much arm
work you've got to put in. So, yes.

In those terms, it's
a massive result. The steering. Oh yeah. There are no mechanical
hardware changes to this over a Carrera.

It's just a calibration
and software job. But by hell, if this steering
doesn't appear on every single 911 soon, I'd be amazed. OK, we've got different tracks,
we've got a different tire, we've got different spring
and damper rates, we've got a solidly-mounted
lower-suspension arms-- that all helps give us a better
connection to the road. But this is, by far and away--
in fact, by a margin I can't even explain-- better than any
electric power steering I've ever driven.

It really is quite superb. Got a lot more weight to it. Not once today have I
thought I wish it had hydraulic steering. And that's a surprise, because
I thought I would.

[CAR ENGINE] What about the engine? Well, again, factually, once
you've driven this thing, you'll forget the Metzger
ever existed. I mean it revs, and
revs, and revs. [CAR ENGINE REVVING] OK, it's only 500, 600 RPM
more than last time. But that last 600
RPM, the noise-- this sort of hard, mechanical
valve-train noise that comes through-- that is addictive.

Absolutely addictive. And it's a step change. It's something entirely new. OK, it doesn't rattle and
graunch and make quite as many characterful noises as before,
but this doesn't feel very related to a 901 that comes
straight out of a 991 Carrera.

It feels very different. Very different. How they're gonna make it
reliable to 9,000 RPM over 100,000 miles, I don't know. But they're Porsche, so
I'm sure they will.

Let's talk about the
transmission. Comfortably the best PDK that
Porsche's ever made. Fast, intuitive. And just a step beyond in terms
of what you can extract on the road, in terms
of performance.

And for many people, I
suppose, enjoyment. For me, maybe not. But let me try and alter my
point of reference for a minute and pretend that-- I'm in a sports car market,
I'm not, you know, David Coulthard, I'm not Mark Lieb. I'm a normal driver.

Well, I can extract so much
more performance from this car, compared to its
predecessor, you can't make a comparison. You just pull a lever, down two
gears, I execute a perfect heel-and-toe, I'm
into the turn-- because that front axle
wants to turn-- I've gotten amazing traction
from those massive rear Dunlops on this car-- it's easy. It really is easy. And it's-- you know what? Earlier, I was going quite fast
on some technical roads, and I didn't once think
I want a manual.

Because I realized that if I had
a manual I'd almost have too much work to do. Where does that leave us? Well, it leads us to the
philosophical question. And that's, should I be in a car
with a badge that says GT3 on the boot, and all this
heritage and history, and not once have I changed gear myself
in the time I've been talking to you? I've just left it in automatic,
and it's been doing it all for me. Philosophically, is
that acceptable? Is that the way things
should be? Hmm.

I'm not so sure. I think this car, objectively,
is everything I hoped it would be, and better. It's so fast, it makes
an amazing noise. It just takes the game
to a new level.

But I think a GT3-- or maybe not a GT3, but a car
built by Porsche, the shape of a 911, with this engine-- should be the last bastion of
the manual gear change. I think it's a massive shame
that they haven't made the car with a manual gearbox. But I can't beat up what
I've got here, because it's so good. It's such a good car to drive.

And it is so much fun. But I do miss the fact that
it's not a manual. And I think there is a small
portion of the marketplace that will feel disenfranchised,
and might not go out and buy the car. My guess is that for every one
that doesn't buy it there might be three or four that
do buy it because of what it's become.

What does that tell
me about the GT3? It probably tells me more about
my beliefs in cars, and what I want, and how that
doesn't sync with the marketplace, than it does about
the GT3, if I'm being honest with you. But when you're up it, when
you're driving it fast and you step out of it, it is
a piece of work. [CAR ENGINE] [CAR ENGINE REVVING].

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

New Cars For Less Than $13.5K

New Cars For
Driving in Lebanon is an adventure of its own. We gathered 4 cars that cost less than $13,500 including registration and VAT. These cars are easy to drive, their maintenance doesnt cost much and parking them is as easy as it gets. Before we get started, I would like to highlight the fact that these rides are their categorys bestsellers here in Lebanon.

We took a note of their fuel level before going on a ride in Beirut and well check out which has consumed least at the end of this video. Eversince the Chevrolet Sparks update and aesthetic revamping, it started carving itself market shares. Its sales went up and it became a serious rival for cars of the same category. Lets go inside.

Usually, cars in this category come with no features such as ABS and airbags. But since security is a must for Chevrolet, it added to those features Break Assist and ESP which help in case of emergencies or while driving on slippery roads. What are you doing here? What are you all doing here? We remembered you were shooting today so we thought wed come and help. And whats all that youre carrying? Open the trunk please.

OK so theres a laptop case here but lets try. So, all comfortable? Im alright. You should ask those sitting in the back. Can you move your seat a bit? Yeah sure, no worries.

Better? A bit more Now Im the one lacking space! Thats not a problem. What you should worry about now is the music. How are you sharing the music? We can do it via Bluetooth. Yes, sure! I like that song.

How are you decreasing the volume? Steering wheel control man. Whats great about the Chevrolet Spark is its numerous features. Other than the steering wheel control, I can control the mirrors from here and its sound system is just wow. It has 6 speakers.

Other cars come with 4 when this one has 6. Great equipment then. And its also great performance wise. It has a 1.4L engine, which is great for this category.

Just see for yourself. OK, easy on that! Now our second car: the Datsun. As you all know, it came back in 2016 and it took no time at all to see Datsuns on Lebanese roads. Lets check it out! So how does this one feel? Comfortable from my end.

Jawad, should I move my seat? No, Im fine. Great then! What about the trunk? We were able to put everything inside. Great so no space issues this time. Ok.

We could have fit in twice as much. Know whats nice about the Datsun? Its actually bigger than the other cars we are featuring while being in the same price category. Ok. Also, its the only car featuring a touch screen and rearview camera which is great for parking.

And the touch screen has Bluetooth, radio and camera linked to it as well as USB ports, right? Yes sure, you can control everything. But I think we can all agree on the fact that this cars biggest downside is its interior which could really be improved. Knobs and buttons could also be smoother. Do we even need to introduce you to the Kia Picanto? For the past 7 years, its been the best seller in Lebanon.

To its great advantage, people view it as the best choice when it comes to fuel consumption. Is this true? Well find out at the end of this episode. So Nadim, what do you have to say about this one? Well it actually lacks features that are found in the other cars we have on the list. But Picanto is a ride that wont fail you: theres no Bluetooth, but theres an AUX port.

Its an easy ride and one should not forget its the cheapest car on our list today. Yes, thats true. It is in my opinion a huge advantage. Honestly we werent able to get a car from the dealership.

The car doesn't have ABS and airbags I personally think that if Picanto wants to remain a bestseller, ABS needs to become a standard, as well as airbags. And well, its getting a bit cold in here! Yes, well we all agreed on the fact that Picantos AC is the strongest one on the list! Im happy here, the cold doesnt bother me. Lets say its a summer car! What about stability and driving experience? Its definitely better than the Chevrolet Spark. In what sense? Its easier to handle.

We all know and grew accustomed to the Hyundai i10. Now comes the Grand i10, bigger and more spacious, which is set to replace the regular i10. Although it exceeds our set budget by $100, a special offer including one year maintenance, one year insurance and 200l of fuel makes us think it is a good option to consider. So Nadim, how does driving a Grand i10 feel? It feels great! Im not feeling movement as I did driving the Picanto.

But one must not forget that this car is bigger, which is sure to impact the driving experience. One great feature were going to shed the light on now is that this car is the only one to feature tiptronic. It's great to drive. What about stability? I think its the best one stability wise.

Now Im taking a turn. We are going at full speed. Whats also good about it is the seats. They are my favorite among all the cars we featured.

Being a bit more expensive than the set 13,500$ budget, it should have ABS or airbags, or at least one of both. We are now in front of a gas station. Lets see which of the 4 cars consumed less fuel. As you noticed, each car has its own advantages.

I would like to highlight the fact that these cars are all at entry level and are bestsellers in Lebanon. If you would like to see other cars in the same price range, leave a comment. Dont forget to subscribe, and well see you soon..

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

NEW $4,750,000 BATMOBILE CAR DLC! (GTA 5 DLC)

NEW $4,750,000 BATMOBILE
Are you kidding me what the hell? Welcome back house, my name is Cole cup and we are back because there is an amazing new gta5 vehicle, okay? Let's check it out. Where can we find this come on show me this vehicle? Oh boy? So I actually got to play with this vehicle while back, but now it's here officially today society's broken We all know who's behind it, but we're afraid to speak out hard-working cups bla bla bla bla bla It's pretty much the Bat mobile. It's three point seven five zero Thousand dollars here in gta5. I don't have enough so I need to buy some more.

Okay. Okay there we go I just bought some money because that's what I do free cups and let's put it in the office garage. We just spent four million GTA dollars on this vehicle I'd better be good I've heard that it's another vehicle with a booster, okay? So now what we're gonna. Do is we're just gonna fly around real quick We're gonna go all the way to the maze bank because that's where I keep all my shiznit And then we're gonna we're gonna call this vehicle and we're gonna pimp our ride because that's what we love doing Also, it seems there are a few new clothes.

Let's check those out, too Okay, and all we have to do is jump out right now so right down below There's a garage and that's where our vehicle should be Okay, and it has been delivered. Let's check it out the Batmobile I mean the cop mobile okay. Doesn't seem to be on the first floor Maybe one floor up. Let's check it out.

Is it on this floor. Yes it is Wow Look at this thing it's matte black it has a entrance in the front which is Probably for the rocket engine on the back, I guess Jet engine look at that on the back it had some really big wheels Let's just get into it and let's pimp this bad boy right oh my goodness Look at this thing this thing is amazing It is a machine gun in the front. Are you kidding me? It can't even make that jump too much There we go okay. It made the jump it has a machine gun in the front let let's pimp it Let's be input actually before we pimp it.

Let's put on some men some some correct clothing. We need to dress up propria If we don't dress up a pro prettily nobody's gonna Take it seriously that we're actually here trying to fight crime good look at that It has the boost just like the other car, but not only a boost it has a machine gun, too Which you can shoot just like that? But you kind of don't want to shoot it because obviously police will come and join us but look at that I want to check out the interior in a second - first. Let's get some t-shirts and pimp this bad boy Where are the t-shirts are they just t-shirts I swear I always struggle trying to find the new clothing Oh, these are the new t-shirts so we have cheerleader Massacre Halloween surprise that looks like a cheerleader And she's been massacred Vinewood zombie and knife after dark Those are the new t-shirts we got and then the rest was already there I actually no joke own this t-shirt on this t-shirt on this t-shirt in real life That is and this one and this one and this one and this one and this one They're actually really cool ruksar send them to me. So thank you for that ruff sir.

Anyways we checked out the new t-shirts wedge We're pretty cool. Let's go ahead and try to pimp this bad boy Please tell me your pimple bowl. Okay. Please tell me we can at least change your color.

That would be very nice. Let's go Let's go. I'm Batman open up now dad said that they didn't work. I'm Batman We're gonna be doing this Batman.

Let's go. Let's go okay I'm done that I'm done pretending to be Batman this vehicle can only be modified in a weapon and vehicle workshop in the mobile operations center Okay that Makes me even happier than I already was let's do that. Okay It's parked around the corner add cups what this means is that we can get some pretty badass stuff on our vehicle Okay, customizing it in a mobile operation center means you can most of the time get weapons on there Okay, not just only weapons put a lot of other really cool things. Are you kidding me? There's a truck behind my mobile operation center.

Let's get into the Volvo it cannot even get into the mobile operation center Let's get in there coops and let's upgrade this backwards first of all we have armor of course We're gonna do the best armor we can do. I'm not level 100 years. I've come to that one Great, but they don't change the outside of a vehicle what I kind of want to like change Is the guns and the wheels? Okay, we'll get a new engine sure headlights I. Don't even see the headlights.

This is misleading the headlights Don't actually change you can have neon on here really Let's get some orange neon oh Boy, yes Look at that we have some nice Okay, we can even switch the first person and Maybe we can change the interior what heat ups think we have a radar over there, and then obviously just the wheel Okay, well that's cool Check out the wrists Respray we can do that suspensions let's lower this vehicle as much as we can just to make it look a little bit cooler and let's upgrade the Transmission, so you know just driving is a lot easier turbo of course spending a lot of money, but now goes oh Boy We can have to see that Do you see that in the front the little ribbons we can have missiles on there? They're expensive, but we got them Obviously we can even upgrade the wheels making bulletproof They're already bulletproof, but we can only change the tyre smoke, so we're changing your tire smoke to orange We can make the windows very Tinted which we definitely should I mean we're plant men at the end of the day am I right? Which leaves us with only one more thing the crew emblem, which we're not gonna get we need a nice little oh My goodness, that's what Jilly is gonna go with we need a nice little color, so I'm thinking Shiny orange or matte orange one of them one of them I just want to show all the colors to you tops so this is this is a right Chinese orange Which looks crazy for sure it looks pretty damn intense Yeah, this is one way of doing it and now let's compare this to crew which is too light matte matte looks really sick matte orange looks intense, but shiny one does have something to you can go with metals and There's an orange metal of course Can we is there a button where you don't I mean orange metal does look a little bit cooler than the regular one Just a little bit. It's a little bit more shiny But then you also have the full medals and the Pearl is send whatever Gives a nice little tone to the vehicle So you can make it a little bit wider you can make it a little bit blue a little bit orange here Let's go with ice white No, let's go with such. We can't damn it. Okay.

We can't go with sunshine orange unfortunately, so we'll just keep it like this default Default, no crew emblem Gups exit the mobile operation center because we at the moment have One of the craziest batman vehicles in the world how does this booster? Oh boy? Wow that car flew That car flew okay, let's try this again. Oh My goodness, that's pretty dope and we can switch between Rockets rockets There you go Machine gun come on Come on And then we also have love come rockets which obviously didn't lock on there because they went underneath the car come on Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? We keep on missing? There we go Okay, come so let's test out this bad boy a little bit We're playing at night because that's when when you're supposed to use this be cool for it You're supposed to use it at night. Is that a police officer. How hard is it to kill these police? This guy really shooting Let's test it out Okay, come on.

It's definitely not a very effective car a very effective Means of light destruction it took a while to kill them there but oh and the Rockets can kill yourself too, just so you know so the vehicles called the night shark if I believe and like I said Shut up, Lester like I said, it's a pretty Damn cool vehicle, but we haven't really raced with it. Where is it? It's down here apparently Dammit, it's not the night sure I'm such an idiot. It's a vigilante I should have known anyways the Vigilante is a very strong vehicle it can only take one rocket as we just saw and that could be your own Rocket, just so you know and please be careful with that I'm not sure if it's bulletproof And I definitely think we should test out and see if it is bulletproof because if it is bulletproof then That means we can definitely use it in some pretty cool and dope things now. I don't think it would be bulletproof and Because it's also not explosive proof.

So that would just be a little bit weird Check it out here. It is and it fits perfectly in with all our other orange amazing vehicles Let's take check it out. Let's see if it's bulletproof. Hey, that's bulletproof tyres.

We know that for a fact though okay, let's let's get out of here and Grab one of our guns shoot the windows okay, the windows are not bulletproof which means that the vehicles probably not bulletproof is if the windows aren't bulletproof then the rest of the Vehicle walls are not be bulletproof now. I'm just wondering Should we try to find somebody and are you kidding me? How could you do that to his rocks or not? Let us make this jump what the hell Let's see if we can find some other guys and maybe Get a nice little race going with him. Here's another one. Oh boy.

Oh boy Only heats right the same. It's right the safe. Are you kidding me what David? Lied So it has a very short boost come on. Let's go we're gonna be racing with this guy.

It is a very short boost But it works. I believe this guy are you kidding me? Are you kidding me that just really happened did that just really happen? Okay, anyways, cups the boost is short, but it's it's very powerful And the vehicle feels very heavy And it seems to act that way too because we can we can drive into other vehicles and bill go flying They definitely go play a taboo Street Church extremely quit Making this a pretty fast vehicle to use There you go you can slam it into other vehicles and You cannot crash it because if you do then, then you need the boat so get the speed again scoffs We're just gonna be racing all the way to the top of the map where hopefully we can We can find somebody else to maybe race against if you're asking like should I buy this vehicle quibble cup It's definitely a cool beautiful It's definitely a vehicle where if you go to a party you go to a club and you roll up in this bad boy? With this big engine in the back. You know flame you flame the engine in the back You're gonna impress some some people you're definitely gonna impress some people if you're using it to just like get around in GTA. Yeah, you can use it.

It's not the fastest but does the job But if you're racing with it definitely Shouldn't get it. It's very expensive But it's just really damn cool. It's just really dope to use it It's just look at this thing Look at this thing every have you ever seen anything like this in GTA before it is a machine gun it has missiles It's a semi bulletproof look at that the rockets come out of the roof Let's say Let's see if we can let's see we can do that again look the Rockets come out like that and they just take everybody out Now I don't know how many rockets there are though. We should we should check that out just be careful because If you accidentally blow yourself up you're gonna die and you're gonna die straight away.

It's a strong vehicle But it's not It's not very durable which is something. You kind of want to have when you're playing GTA 5 Dewar built and both vehicles, are you kidding me are nice, and now I are a nice Adam to the team but look at that the fact that we can launch a rocket from all the way over there and Accurately like take out the police It's pretty damn sick Let's say let's do that again look at the police come really dodge it if we shoot it from midnight's at a nice long distance We have enough time to adjust the rockets and everything will be good We had a flawless Drive to the north of the map. We're just gonna stay on the highway. Oh Those things are very dangerous, we're gonna stay in the highway.

We're gonna try to use as many reps as possible and hopefully Oh Hopefully I just damaged myself by the way Hopefully we can them We can figure out how many Rockets we have over here if I use in the rough? Do we have a limited rockets do we have a limited amount of rockets? I? Don't know maybe the car didn't blow up earlier. No he did they definitely could we just blamed it Okay, and I have to say I'm starting to like this vehicle a lot more now that I realized it had quite a lot of Rough heads, however the moment. I said that I realized we ran out of rockets Yep, there are no Rockets anymore cups, so now you would have to switch to the minigun Which I believe is pretty damn useless? It is it it looks pretty damn useless Let's keep on shooting And let's keep on shooting some more Right over there. Oh boy.

Oh boy and again. We did just do that where we just Totally launched a guy off a cliff which is pretty sick, okay? Not many vehicles can do that, so let's see little what about this guy Nope, it doesn't always work, but it definitely is possible Maybe if you managed to get like maybe if you managed to scoop them a little bit And at that work pretty well, so what about going against traffic Now it sometimes works. It sometimes doesn't work Yes there you go that guy went flying We're a very low in health because like I said the people is not bulletproof and The police is literally just shooting into our window, but look at this isn't that gorgeous We're also driving on two wheels right now. I forgot we even have a booster which we can use to make people flying this guy Let's say let's just drive straight into this Right there, and bum we just set that car flying.

We can take him all the way with us if we really want to and Another boost let's see can we go to the can we go to the military airbase? Can we even fly with this thing oh? Yes, we can and That's also gonna be the end of this vehicle because I just realize that if we are not fast enough We are submerged But we managed to boost out of the out of the water Let's boost out of it again come on come on come on boost out of the water already Yes, so his vehicles also all ride underwater. That's not bad, and it's alright in the air I'm starting to like this vehicle a lot a lot more every single minute This is that was pretty sick actually that was actually really really good What would I recommend this vehicle I? Definitely think it's Quite a lot of fun look at that just looking at you can just do so many fun little mini games with this thing Just go out and let's see you can launch the truck the highest However, we are on the military air base, and they are kind of looking for us Can we fly out of the military air base? Is there like a little ramp? We can take oh there actually is a ramp we can take let's do this Yeah Goddammit, okay, we almost made that maybe we take the second ramp Yeah, yeah So you can also fly out of military base this vehicle is actually pretty damn sick you just have to figure out what it does and you know the things that can and cannot do and They use it accordingly like the fact that we can fly with another vehicle I love these rocket vehicles Robster They're just super dope I'm just waiting for a flying car now so if you could just add that then I would definitely spend ten million GTA dollars on that you got you got my vote you definitely have my vote The vehicle is damaged quite a lot which is fine We can we can fly some more with it race is what this vehicle would be pretty dope however for flying missions I still prefer the get a Rocket ball take it's just a little bit cooler. It's it's a little bit lighter, but look at this. It's amazing Batman vehicle, it's just right over here the vigilante make sure to get it if you don't have it already and Meanwhile we're just gotta fly look at that Isn't that sick? Why didn't we fly earlier? Try to land it what and nice landing to get stuck come on.

Nope no definitely didn't get stuck here Anyway skills now is this amazing new GTA 5 DLC. If you enjoyed this video make sure to drop a like also don't forget subscribe We'll see cups tomorrow. Bye. Bye.

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

MY NEW CAR

MY NEW CAR
Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and I'm officially back from my hiatus. Now you may be wondering what I've learned over this period and the first and foremost thing that I've learned is how to be The best youtuber that I can be, but in order to explain that I need to show you something can you come with me? Actually wait, hang on, take this camera and uh, just follow me for a bit. 'Kay, don't look *low 'yehyehyeh' noise* BOOM! New car. I'm not-I'm not out of my mind here that's-like that's Right? Think of all the things that you can do with a new car like Hang on, I gotta get- I gotta get a map.

Chica where's my map? Where's my map? Chica come on You wing 'em One, two, three Peter, Paul, and Mary What can you do with a car? What can you do with a car? Chica What can you do with a car? So you see, right? You see what I'm talking about? If you have a car you get... Respecc. You get lots of respecc. You can do anything for everybody.

You can do people favors. You can give'em rides And then also like Okay, this is a more important thing like sure respect is whatever and you can go up to like... I dunno... Bakersfield, if you want to go up there and die.

You can go to San Diego if you want to get swarmed at Comic-Con Oxnard, I didn't- didn't even know there was a city... And the most insane thing in my mind Is the nearest Cracker Barrel to where I live in LA, is four and a half hours away in Las Vegas. But if I got a new vehicle that can take me the distance that I need to go, I can take Chica and we can go to Cracker Barrel whenever we want! We can just go right.... We can just go! Right?! Cool! But not only that like things change *Attempt #1* *Attempt #2* When you have everything that you need, you can go pretty much everywhere so long as you have a vehicle right? So what do we need to do? We need to get a car yeah okay Coooool *brosqueak* So all this adds up to something that we know how to do All this is spelling out something very simple something that we already know We don't know how to do this So to get the answers that we need to know, we need to call on the one person that does know exactly what to do What we're going to be doing what we're doing.

Here we are to do-what we're-he knows how to do- Tyler He used to be a car salesman before he came out to L.A. So if i call him he will know what to do. He's a good man always reliable trustworthy always there for you. Tyler! Tyler: Yeah? Where'd you-where's your face? Tyler: Uh, i'm driving out of a parking garage right now Oh.....

Are you busy today? Tyler: I mean kind of but I can, hold on let me pull over cuz i got this thing very urgent thing had this whole life changing like conversation with myself about Tyler: Alright
yeah about how The only thing i need is a new car and uhhh.. The only thing I need is help doing that so if you're busy that's kind of like explosively detrimental to my cause Oh hi hi
Tyler: Hi there yeah Tyler: The funniest thing is, it came through audio-wise in the car so I didn't realize this was a Face Time call. I thought you were just calling me on the phone No, no i would never do that. Yeah, so uhhh you're not like going to a convention today are you? Tyler: Uhhh sort of Fuck.

Alright, so we gotta go with plan-B. Tyler's out so What's the next best thing? Tyler what's the next best thing? The next best thing for what? For getting a car. If you're not available I don't know how to do that on my own Tyler: I mean, if you're looking to get a new car the first thing you do anyway is research based upon what you need/want I want respect Tyler: Uhh that sounds like you need..... I don't know how to get that with a car Well then wha....

What... Alright fine bomb! Am on mah own so I guess we're on our own How do we get a car that can give me respect respect attractive older W/M seeking attractive female girlfriend roommate so Tyler's no help at all we knew that from the get-go We got to go on our own so Dealerships are fine and dandy but if we don't have a car how do we get to a dealership maybe Amy could get us around *awkward await* *Sarude - Dankstromae enters the motion* Fuck, she's not there we have We have-- if we think about like exactly what we need then everything else falls into place Right, so take for example like what does a car give to you? Car gives you mobility. Mobility. *Trippy* You can haul, you can haul...

You know like, u-haul, put me haul, we haul Cracker Barrel? Cracker Barrel. Respecc. Of course, thank you. Okay, for mobility it only really needs wheels.

For hauling you need like a lot of cargo space for cracker barrel you need... ..Wheels. For respect you need size. Everyone knows that the bigger you are *MLG pen cap* Hey, pay attention.

Everyone knows the bigger you are the more respect you have it's like it's like a factor of like dominance or something in testosterone like monkey shit if you're bigger like you get more respect it's why cats spread out real far, why peacocks have a big'ole tail That's why I have the biggest head in the world. *Realization* What's the biggest vehicle that we got? A semi-truck right? No it's that land crawl if it takes space parts to The lawn pad that's the biggest vehicle. But i don't think i can get a license for that You need a specialized in for a semi too - i could do a pickup truck but i don't want to be a douche actually it's a fact in in Los Angeles if you have a pickup truck I know this from experience if you have a pickup truck you have To pay an extra fee if the back is uncovered because it's classified as a work vehicle and not a regular vehicle So if you're gonna have a truck and you're gonna cover it anyway why not have a van? *Ding ding ding winning question* anyone in... The L.A area...

Selling... A van. They don't take that seriously?! My fans know I don't goof'em right? I didn't say oh wait van listen it's not suspicious I didn't they didn't ask me why i need a van... I just need a van! A white would a white one Why do they say i could not say a white one why is everyone Everyone's assuming I said a white van I didn't say a white van.

What was so scary about a van? Are they scared of how much respect i'll have a minivan no that's not even a van minivans no! Someone tried to build this shower in this one 120,000 miles It's four wheel drive which is handy for when we go off road hunting Bigfoot or whatever or go to a Cracker Barrel that's really off the beaten path Hup! Hop! *Motherly instinct baps* Comeon! Hop! Hop!.. There we go... Wha'dya think of this? It's pretty good it's got a lot of miles on it but it's really cool it's got like wood paneling on the sides it's got a wooden floor it's got like a seat/bed in the back and a lot of storage space if it runs well that was gonna be pretty good right chica yeah get your leash we gotta go We gotta go Chica! We gotta go She's, so much for accommodating a dog so how long you been driving uber?
- Only six months Yeah? Six months?
- Yeah. Because i can't afford to pay my bill that's a good reason - Alla those seat easy go-get there - Oh am sorry me ah you know I can get here easy
(note: I can't decipher his accent) You, see?
-No, you see.

You get to sleep, I need to get out of levy. Thank you -thank you, five star Hi this is uh Mark. Umm... The guy who interested in the van.

Oooohh ah that looks so cool. -It's a lil' dusty
That's understandable Chica y'wanna hap up? No, she's scared come a hoppy bub pop it. Good girl. It starts which is better than th-- I bought the thing when it had uh...

A 172. Have you ever went crazy on the road?
-Yeah. Where'd you go to?
- Anywhere from baja, to all the way up to northern california Wow Never done that, never had the chance like just take a road trip go out see the world. - No.

Like uh... If you like go on a solo trip for a couple months and you did that outta air Yeah?
- And pretty much learn all shit by yourself yeah, what's your DM like an Instagram or something - Uh - horrocks cor underscore are okay? Are okay. *Cousin intensifies* I Think I want it.
- Yeah? Yeah no I really do Seriously this is the one. We're gonna be able to travel to Cracker Barrel and get chicken and dumplings and buy knick-knacks at Cracker Barrel and get respect that's another thing *brosqueak* thanks you're always here for me, thank you.

There you have it? We got a van. That was easier than I thought.
Who needs Tyler? Yeah. I bought a van all by myself. I mean, you helped but...

It was mostly me. I was doing the talking there. There's only one thing left to do after this... And you know what that is.

*Sick montage time* WE GOT A VAAAAAAAAN! WOOOO! It's alright, Chica. Good girl. We got a van! WE GOT A VAN, BUPPY! UP! UP, UP! UP! Good girl, good girl. Okay, wow.

We did it, we got a van. We didn't need anybody's help. No Tyler, no nothin' You were of great help though. Thank you so much and now we can do whatever we want we can go around L.A, we can help people, we can take road trips, we can go camping, we can just do..

Mundane bullshit It doesn't really matter... But thanks for being there for me So what should we do next? I-..I don't even know at this point I've got so many ideas but maybe I could get your help from it? And I think it's only fair that you get to name the van it was kind of your idea after all so What do you think? I was thinking like, "Shamu," or "Gwendolyn," or- or "Bertha," but I dunno. If you got an idea, let me know and thanks again. See you tomorrow Buh bye! *Brosqueak*.

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

MY NEW CAR - Pewdiepie - Reupload

MY NEW CAR
Hey how's it going bros my name is Pewdiepie Today i have some very exciting news I bought a new car! I wasn't sure if i was gonna do this or not but i saw a lot of "my new car vlogs" And i think they are really entertaining And i think it is really inspiring how young youtubers can afford with their first bit of earned money to buy a Lambo, buy a Ferrari and i feel like now it's my turn to show of my sweet new ride. Let's go! *Music starts playing* SLAM IT. *Best music you ever heard* You like my ride? *Best music you ever heard continues* *Slides on windshield(So Sexyyyy!!)* I GOT MY NEW RIDE!!1!!!!11!!!1!!!11!! It's a Niss - it's a Nissn It got a V4 Engine with extra clutches, it goes fast, that's what that means You dumb bitch!!! These fucking rims are like nothing you have ever seen before, these tires are fucking hard Modded by Nisson. These tyres (i think he wanted to say rims) Korean as strong as the strongest Korean man.

Plays the radio FM. AM all the hertz, the frequencies I GOT 'EM. This trick gets ALL the ladies wet One sec' *turns on the engine* *tries to close the window* *fucks up* *realizes that he was pulling, not pushing and does shit right this time* Yeah that's right. That's what I'm fucking talking about BITCH.

I got a sick glove compartment *fucks up again* *smack* *opens the glove compartment* *eats bread* FUCK YOU. *Revs engine like a real baws* A lot of space in here Michael get in *Michael is kidnapped confirmed* Fuck dat' bitch *They start laughing and realise that Michael is blocked* Michael don't panic!!!!1!!!!1!!11!1! You're alive !!!1!!!1111!!! *Showing off like a real muthafucka'* *nevermind* Hey Guys!! Can I take your boyfriend for a ride? He's in (   ) Alright haters, y'all can suck it I got my bitch, that you wished you had I got the life, that you wished you livin' I'm about to take a ride On the hi-highway to hell *KSI - Lamborghini (Ear Rape) RIP HEADPHONE USER* GOT ROCKS ON MY WRIST, THAT SHIT YOU CAN'T RESIST. CASH FLOW GREATER THAN THE HATERS HATING ON MY GYST. RIDING IN YOUR FACE, LOOKING LIKE I FOUND A DAMN GENIE.

WILLING IN MY LAMBORGHINI. LA-LAMBORGHINI, LA-LAMBORGHINI. BITCH, I KNOW YOU SEE ME IN MY LAMBO-- Hey man, you want some bread? You want some bread? U want the bread? You want the bread? *Some Asshole Honking Pewds Car* The fuck you honking at? *Honks back* That's Right *looks at a nice girl, making Marzia jealous (   )* ON MY MOTHERFUCKING LETHAL WEAPON ARMAGEDDON SOUNDING WHEN THE MAN ARRIVES. YEAH!! WHEN WE HYPE I COME ALIVE, LIKE A 5 ALIVE.

ON THE DRIVE 21 YEARS, SMASHING UP THE SCENE. *3Pac starts singing*.