Tuesday, May 1, 2018

MY NEW CAR - Pewdiepie - Reupload

MY NEW CAR
Hey how's it going bros my name is Pewdiepie Today i have some very exciting news I bought a new car! I wasn't sure if i was gonna do this or not but i saw a lot of "my new car vlogs" And i think they are really entertaining And i think it is really inspiring how young youtubers can afford with their first bit of earned money to buy a Lambo, buy a Ferrari and i feel like now it's my turn to show of my sweet new ride. Let's go! *Music starts playing* SLAM IT. *Best music you ever heard* You like my ride? *Best music you ever heard continues* *Slides on windshield(So Sexyyyy!!)* I GOT MY NEW RIDE!!1!!!!11!!!1!!!11!! It's a Niss - it's a Nissn It got a V4 Engine with extra clutches, it goes fast, that's what that means You dumb bitch!!! These fucking rims are like nothing you have ever seen before, these tires are fucking hard Modded by Nisson. These tyres (i think he wanted to say rims) Korean as strong as the strongest Korean man.

Plays the radio FM. AM all the hertz, the frequencies I GOT 'EM. This trick gets ALL the ladies wet One sec' *turns on the engine* *tries to close the window* *fucks up* *realizes that he was pulling, not pushing and does shit right this time* Yeah that's right. That's what I'm fucking talking about BITCH.

I got a sick glove compartment *fucks up again* *smack* *opens the glove compartment* *eats bread* FUCK YOU. *Revs engine like a real baws* A lot of space in here Michael get in *Michael is kidnapped confirmed* Fuck dat' bitch *They start laughing and realise that Michael is blocked* Michael don't panic!!!!1!!!!1!!11!1! You're alive !!!1!!!1111!!! *Showing off like a real muthafucka'* *nevermind* Hey Guys!! Can I take your boyfriend for a ride? He's in (   ) Alright haters, y'all can suck it I got my bitch, that you wished you had I got the life, that you wished you livin' I'm about to take a ride On the hi-highway to hell *KSI - Lamborghini (Ear Rape) RIP HEADPHONE USER* GOT ROCKS ON MY WRIST, THAT SHIT YOU CAN'T RESIST. CASH FLOW GREATER THAN THE HATERS HATING ON MY GYST. RIDING IN YOUR FACE, LOOKING LIKE I FOUND A DAMN GENIE.

WILLING IN MY LAMBORGHINI. LA-LAMBORGHINI, LA-LAMBORGHINI. BITCH, I KNOW YOU SEE ME IN MY LAMBO-- Hey man, you want some bread? You want some bread? U want the bread? You want the bread? *Some Asshole Honking Pewds Car* The fuck you honking at? *Honks back* That's Right *looks at a nice girl, making Marzia jealous (   )* ON MY MOTHERFUCKING LETHAL WEAPON ARMAGEDDON SOUNDING WHEN THE MAN ARRIVES. YEAH!! WHEN WE HYPE I COME ALIVE, LIKE A 5 ALIVE.

ON THE DRIVE 21 YEARS, SMASHING UP THE SCENE. *3Pac starts singing*.

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